Today friends, I woke up with a hankering. A craving really. A craving for something else from my youth, that my parents never baked themselves. I’m talking about Monster Cookies. The first time I had these delectable treats, I was at my cousins’ house in Port Hope. This was a great recipe for their house, since there were 4 boys living there and it makes 6dozen really big cookies. My aunt Ginny thought that it was a good way to bake once and have treats for a while. She would leave some out for eating, and freeze a whole whack of them.
Did you note that I said, “my aunt Ginny thought…”? Yes, she thought they would last. Let me tell you just how wrong she was: one of the boys (the eldest) had his bedroom in the basement. The kids TV, games, and general playroom were also in the basement. You know what else was in the basement? A freezer. Full of these highly-addictive treats.
Can you guess what happened?
In one afternoon the 7 of us (there were 4 of them, and 3 of us) cruised through pretty much every cookie in that freezer. They are so good even when they’re frozen! And no, none of the adults knew what we were up to, although I think they got pretty suspicious when we couldn’t eat any of our dinner. ;)
Can you halve the recipe? Sure you can – the measurements are easily divided. But why would you? Once taste of these bad boys and you’ll be so happy you have a bunch of them on stand-by in your freezer.
Before you ask – rest assured. My freezer has a lock on it.
Ingredients
1 cup margarine, softened
2 cups white sugar
2 cups packed brown sugar
3 cups peanut butter
6 eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons corn syrup
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
4 teaspoons baking soda
9 cups rolled oats
1/2 pound M&M’s
1/2 pound semisweet chocolate chips
Method
- Preheat oven to 350°F
- In a large bowl, cream together the margarine, white sugar, brown sugar, and peanut butter until smooth.
- Beat in the eggs*, two at a time, then stir in the corn syrup and vanilla.
- In a separate container, mix together baking soda and oats until well blended. Once complete, add them a bit at a time to the sugar mixture. I used a hand mixer until we got about 6 cups into the dough. Then I was worrying about the motor, so I mixed in the last 3 cups or so by hand. Do whatever feels most comfortable to you.
- Stir in the M&M’s and chocolate chips. Again, I did this by hand.
- Using an ice cream scoop (mine is 1/4 cup scoop, but a 1/2 cup scoop would yield the proper size. Although, 1/4c cookies were plenty big enough for us!), scoop out dough onto your cookie sheet, placed 3 inches apart.
- Bake for 12 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven. Cool on cookie sheets for a few minutes, before transferring to wire racks to cool completely.
The verdict? A super-yummy cookie that’s so big the kids have a hard time eating the whole thing. The adults though? Not a problem for us. I hope you love these as much as I do, and as my family does as well.
*Note: if you like to bake with your kids, like I do, but are nervous about letting them crack the eggs, here’s what I do. First: I let them. They have to learn how to do this sometime, don’t they? Second: give them a separate bowl. A glass or pyrex one so that they get the hang of the cracking on the side of the dish, and then show them how to gently force the egg apart. By breaking the eggs into a separate bowl, it’s so much easier to get the egg shell out before it goes into your recipe.